LOL of the morning: Barack Obama & Jimmy Fallon slow jam the news. Stafford loan interest rates have never sounded so sexy.
(Taken when I was seventeen, after a new haircut.)
So, Eric and I spent the morning together after he got home from work. It was unexpected since he got about three hours of sleep beforehand, so I just assumed he would pass out after work.
But, we went and got Burger King for breakfast (in case you were wondering, their smoothies are better than McDonald’s) and watched24.
We were supposed to have sex after all this (we talked about it, lol) and we headed to bed. Then he said, “Can you just rape me? I’m so tired.” And I went to the bathroom, came back, and he was passed out snoring.
so my idiot drummer boy ricky, satan bless his soul, just ripped the fuck out of his ear, i told him not to stretch up all crazy and shit, but he didnt listen, so shit like this happens.
ENJOY!!!
Juuuust bringing this back.
O.O omg!
DLKJKDSJKDSJKSD creepy, but cute <3
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